Saturday, 17 November 2012

Chris Stephenson, from REALITY HACK


Administered Daily.

On Earth as it is

inside the limited plane of Consciousness.

This week’s episode

Extracted from the brains of circus animals.

Mass multiple personality syndrome

fashioned with strobe lighting and fluoride

daytime tv polygraph tests.

Singing, swearing and praying corpus callosum.

That’s what happens when we take too much medication.

Implants can block a complete understanding.

Additional memory chips could provide 700 extra emotions.

Richly suggestive obscurity

Nonsensical surface-performance.

Primary order resonance

in the pixelated ZOOM IN.

£4.94 a week at 29.9% interest

plasma screen tomorrow obliterates today.

 “This is our most up to date version of reality”

All sectors replicate the whole.

No definite location.

Disembodied frequency perception.

Within the atoms

Unoriginated, Uncreated

A profound illusion


It’s a nasty little bug
Gets in under the fingernails and breeds there
Spreading signals throughout the epidermis.
The nagging suspicion that
You will NEVER be great, that YOU will

Your sour faced sense of entitlement
into the back of that toddler’s head.

“I was bored sat around
so I took some laxative”

“If you go and see Grandma
She’ll give you some tomato sauce sandwiches”

“What did you do?”
“I stuck a trowel in somebody’s leg”

“People hang themselves around here if you give them too much string”

This is EMBOLISM No.85
and there are barely fifteen minutes left of your life.

‘God being supremely good and omnipotent
must produce the best possible world all the time/
And although the lower surface is often coloured in an obscure manner
as a protection/



                             /here the largest sheep goes astray, the one of which
the shepherd is particularly fond of.’
Charity Shop
(Do You want a bag with that, Dear?)

False leg

Hand gun

Box of Human hair

Urn of ashes

False teeth

Enema kit

Jar of gallstones

Used disposable nappies

Glass eye in a velvet lined box

Baby mice

Sellotape Meerkat

Pirate DVD of Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker.

Half empty tube of Durex lubricant


Emergency distress flare

Luminous pink distressed leather dildo fist

Shower cubicle

34 year old condom

Freeze dried astronaut ice cream

Live parrot


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Today’s White Self Satisfied Middle Class Art Safari through ‘broken’ Britain is sponsored by IBUCALM (400mgs in candy pink handful doses)
And includes the works

Yorkshire Pudding Time Dilation 60cm x 80cm
Acrylic, automatic writing and Ouija Board activity on canvas.

Ever took a punch to the ribcage, Sonny? 120cm x 120cm
Acrylic, nightmares and sociopathic daydreams on canvas.

I Am Your Hand. 60cm x 80cm
Acrylic, self congratulatory spit on the wall and hypocrisy on canvas.

VITTU : Triptych. 180cm x 240cm
Acrylic, human detritus, inter-dimensional flotsam, collage, on wooden panels.

The 9 Billion Names of God. 37mm x 35mm
Black ink on First Class Royal Mail postage stamp.

If You are not hungry, I urge You not to eat. 185cm x 132cm
Acrylic, collage, diseased souls in denial reflecting in Ikea mirrors.



No matter how hard you try
You will NOT manage to still
The empty gnawing horror of The Abyss

By calling EVERYONE in your phone book
the moment you go on the train
to tell them that you just got on the train.

By attention deficit disorder cycling
through every single polyphonic, newly downloaded ringtone
until everyone feels like strangling you.

By shouting loudly that you don’t give a monkeys
what anyone thinks of you, while desperately
drawing attention to yourself by using
tinny bass free pointless speakers
to play the finest chipmunk speedfreak broken beats.

Thank you for your co operation.


The Elimination of feeling

spirals out of states of

unsatisfied ravenous desire.

Earthquakes, violent acts

drugs, crime and obesity

land erosion, depletion.

More locks, more alarms.

$876 billion exquisitely crafted

Third Eye murder.

The Western Worlds indiscretions

a painful withdrawal sound.

American exported inattention

hardwired to permanently desire

more memories of celebrity events.

Most modern collective memory

a multimedia Thodol list.

How to police tape second bardo.

The always on television

Ronald Reagan euphoria window

the keep your child connected

cheap and abundant

cable channel established

full "phantom" purchasing capacity

"live better today" children

daydreaming nothing.

"The TV babysitter"

created particular parental traits .







Television news fear.

air pollution.

negative home equity.

population reduction.

giant asteroids.

the only soul we can attain airbrushed by artists.

ways of life we don’t recognise .

people who fear”

foreign dependence. 

Mindless Consumerism

tries and fails to discover existence.

We are being sped-up, slowed down.

A continuous barrage

overflowing with the beautiful/the terrible.

Moronic sitcoms fuel

motion picture larval state.

Shows are guardians of the West’s basic imprisonment.

Television offers viewers the chance to keep the dead inside you.

Celebrity is a person become reflex, Future Production.

Education merely illusions emanating the TV how box.

Unable to avoid dream overlapping.

Lifestyle choices imprinted in the lonely night.

Recognize the Voidness as Humans defer The Now.

Disposable century daily examples of escape

6 billion and counting living in fear.

Media mentality 8th century.

Happy to bomb them back to the stone age

while the dumb jock soils himself

the housewife heart gives out


dreams of Deferred Debt Repayment descend again.



They are trying to take my teeth. Taking out different ones and tossing them away or just replacing them in the same gum holes when they realise they are no good. They are looking for one that can take an implant. Teeth

everywhere. Falling out. Too many overflowing from my mouth. Horrible, helpless sensation. I keep finding them in my hand. Dry. Bone. Enamel. Silver fragments of filling.

They keep finding things wrong. Some teeth are too small, with massive long twisted, elaborate root systems. Some are huge and bulbous, like mutated potatoes. Some already have implants inside somehow. This appears to be a source of confusion and serious concern to them.

My teeth can play music. Bizarro world sensation. Each tooth plays multiple sounds and notes when I open and close my mouth. It is very strange at first. Mouth farting clumsy noises like an entire band of mouth

organs and accordions being tuned up. Starts to become intuitive. Simple. Natural. Im able to play music just by opening and closing my mouth. The teeth don’t move at all, although it feels like they should move like keys.

I am playing an elaborate version of the tune from Close Encounters. Funny. Hilarious. I wake up laughing and smiling. Later, can’t shake a strange remnant that this was all just another layer of the dream designed to obscure what they were really doing to me.

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